Top Ten White People Tweets (March 9, 2020)

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Mar 10, 2020 9:08 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Dog - My wife and her co-workers are in a Fitbit activity contest and I discovered she's cheating!
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  • 02
    Text - Mike Wells @mikewtfwells Thank you Daylight savings time. Once 1:59 AM happened and it changed to 3:00 AM that was the first time I have ever had sex for a full hour
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  • 03
    Text - Fred The Fish BestMermes @FredTheFish8 If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's the last song you'd listen to? connor @connorhannigan4 I'd spend the whole 6 minutes trying to pick a song
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  • 04
    Text - Ian @IHunt Tickets to Italy are $11, I'm going for lunch. 8:03 AM - Mar 8, 2020 · Twitter Web App
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  • 05
    Text - James Hamblin @jameshamblin Italy has banned weddings and funerals for 16 million people. Japan has closed schools for a month. France and Iraq have banned public gatherings. The U.N. has canceled all physical meetings to address climate change. Americans are uncertain what to do about Coachella.
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  • 06
    Text - WS Several months ago, a couple we are friends with said they don't sleep on the same side of the bed every night. As in, every night when they get into bed, they don't know who will sleep on which side. Still blows my mind 9:20 PM 7/26/19 · Twitter Web App 298 Retweets 4,043 Likes
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  • 07
    Text - Mike Primavera @primawesome Coffee always tastes better on the weekend because no one makes me do shit afterwards.
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  • 08
    Text - Rob Actually @RobbyActually My mom will lecture me about how dumb my video game hobby is and then spend a week knitting socks for her cat 5:17 PM · 08 Mar 20 · Twitter for Android
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  • 09
    Text - Kelley @KelleysBreakRm The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
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  • 10
    Face - Bethany Black @BeffernieBlack I love how Billie Eilish always looks like she's just said "I'm hungry" and the photographer's said "Hi hungry, I'm dad." FOU 4:19 AM - 12/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
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